Love them or hate them, we are all stuck with our neighbors. While some of us may live for years on end not knowing the names of the people we live next to, others are in a never-ending war with their neighbors. If you don’t know how to tell your neighbors they irritate you without looking them in the eye, here’s a collection of ideas that may come in handy.
Someone’s running out of patience.
My neighbor owed me $288.66 for my vet bills after his Great Dane attacked my Golden Retriever. This is how he paid me, one day before I was going to take him to small claims court
Our neighbors very precisely only cleaned their part of the wall
Our neighbor anonymously reported us to the city because our trash cans were not behind a barrier. Now they are
So my neighbors had a dispute
To whoever called the police on my lawn instead of talking to me like a good neighbor: Your move.
My neighbor has a wind turbine with a bad bearing and it’s obnoxiously loud. He went to go check it out because it’s been real quiet lately.
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