Family life can be full of irritating surprises. Perfect relationships that they describe in books, take on different forms in real life. So couples have to not only deal with breakfast in bed and spooning, but with each other’s more dark sides too. Sometimes they’re hilarious, sometimes they’re just frustrating.
Careful with spray sunscreen
My wife just told me she is pregnant and wants a toasty shower.
Because the basket was too far away
My wife only eats the toppings
My husband ties bread bags into super-tight, impenetrable knots so I have to tear the bag open to get to the bread.
Get your wife an 18 carrot necklace for V-day next year
When she ask you to fix the toilet.
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